Can a t-shirt save your life?
What kind of question is that? Of course it can.
Is there anything better than PUPPY LOVE?
Do you remember your first kiss? Was it stoops?
When was the last time you laughed so hard you maybe pee'd a little? Can a T-SHIRT do that?
If you had a dog would you make it wear human clothes against its will?
Do you find it strange that almost all vegetarians smoke?
If Elvis is the King of Rock N' Roll, and Michael Jackson the King of Pop, does that make Pony Attack!! the King of T-Shirts? FUCK YES
If you don't wear Pony Attack!! you will be naked.
If you don't wear one, you may never meet your soul-mate.
If you take the "R" out of SHIRT it says SHIT.
Flame retardant, it makes it own kind of music.
It can solve puzzles.
It knows the secret ending to LOST.
It has approved gay marriage.
It knew Barack would be the nominee before the primaries. Everybody is selling something.
Why not be selling PONY ATTACK!!?
Start wearing it now.
Wear it now before it becomes huge and is sold at TARGET and HOT TOPIC.
You can say "I used to wear that stuff before it got all played out" and when US magazine has pictures of Heidi and Spencer wearing it and it's listed in "OUT" you can say "WOW" they're so busted.

Pony Attack!! is a humble tee shirt and etc. label based in the Arts District in Los Angeles, CA. We make neat stuff sometimes and on occasion it's with other people we think are awesome. We started PA!! in 2005 for fun, after a few too many drinks and the pursuit of randomness. It's still around and that makes us happy. Hopefully our stuff makes you happy too. Our products are printed in the USA and produced locally or by hand when possible.

Pony Attack!! is run by Nathan Bell, Kimmy McAtee and their pugs Chloe & Henry. Nathan is obsessed with beards and is from Michigan but went to "Art School" in San Diego. He currently works in the art dept. at etnies and freelances under the moniker Designer Not A Fighter. He also submits mixes and photo journals at OFAD. Kimmy wins the coolest job award, working at the Keep A Breast Foundation and is probably the only person who has actually been subpoenaed in federal court to talk about the phrase "I Love Boobies".